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By Frankie Boyle

Analyzing Scotland's Jesus could be like being known as into the lounge by way of your baby shouting that they see a bit crimson dot at the head of a television newscaster, then using the white sizzling bullet in the course of the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding mind. It's a humorous e-book in regards to the information, in part since it was once made up our minds pornographic publication approximately Scottish Independence wouldn't relatively promote.

In chapters starting from foreign Politics to the Animal international, Scotland's Jesus is permitted the chance to exhibit his more and more unsympathetic worldview and disintegrating psyche. A torrent of jokes approximately contemporary occasions give you the framework for a broader philosophical depression. Frankie Boyle makes use of the tales of the preferred press as a springboard to provide an explanation for the character of truth and the main points of our enslavement to mirthless company Warlocks.

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